Hi, my name is Hibird
Please don't criticise my name
It's the name Hibari gave me
If you don't like it, he'll bite you to death

My hobby is flying to random places
Sleeping in Hibari's hair
and sometimes his pocket
Messing with that weird black bird with blue thingie
Making the stupid cat chase after me
Ride on the weird cat with fluffy head (it's warm!)

Recently, there hasn't been too many things happening around
My victims seem to have disappeared
Hibari also looks busy all the time
Well, at least the stupid cat and the bird are back
And I also have a new hobby now
And that is
Racing that stupid white owl
Hibari seems to hate that white bastard
That's why I hate it too

What?
You have a problem with me?
I'll peck you to death!

-the end-

Notes: Random dialogues-only for the win!

"You lied back then didn't you, Shouichi."

"Wh-- What?"

"When you said the future me was in a stasis, you lied."

"..."

"You were trying to give us hope."

"... I'm sorry."

"It's okay. But promise me one thing."

"...Yes?"

"Don't tell them you lied. Especially not Gokudera-kun. Promise me, Shouichi."

"... I promise you, Tsunayoshi-kun."

-End.