Hi, my name is Hibird
Please don't criticise my name
It's the name Hibari gave me
If you don't like it, he'll bite you to death

My hobby is flying to random places
Sleeping in Hibari's hair
and sometimes his pocket
Messing with that weird black bird with blue thingie
Making the stupid cat chase after me
Ride on the weird cat with fluffy head (it's warm!)

Recently, there hasn't been too many things happening around
My victims seem to have disappeared
Hibari also looks busy all the time
Well, at least the stupid cat and the bird are back
And I also have a new hobby now
And that is
Racing that stupid white owl
Hibari seems to hate that white bastard
That's why I hate it too

What?
You have a problem with me?
I'll peck you to death!

-the end-

Hibari stared down at the sleeping boy, amused at the occasional moan and groan he unconsciously made in his sleep. There was a trace of drool at one side of his mouth. If Hibari Kyouya was not Hibari Kyouya, he would have giggled unceremoniously at the sight.

It doesn't matter if it was his sofa in his disciplinary committe office that the boy was sleeping on.

In the end, Hibari was unable to hold back his amusement. A rare smile made its way to his face. Almost immediately, the 'I'm having a nightmare' look on the sleeping boy's face disappeared, replaced by a look of contentment.

Hibari leaned down and placed a gentle kiss on the boy's forehead. It was a scene that would have made anyone scream bloody murder in horror and accuse Hibari of being possesed (possibly by an infamously cheeky pineapple haired illusionist who refused to admit being involved with the mafia despite being a Vongola guardian).

"Sleep well, little herbivore.

Because I'll be biting you thoroughly once you wake up."

-End.